The Epic Tales of treachery_42

15th may 2007 at 22:33pm GMT

The Nation of Timoria declares war on the Nation of Tirofn.

Commander-in-Chief of the Imperial Legions, Master of All, Grand High Overlord Nye ap Gwilym - Right Honourable Lady Emperor Julian ferch Gwilym.

Yes, I have just declared war on my own sister. I'm not scared, even if she does have the whole of LARP behind her. I have Mitchel and Dean. They're scary enough.

(For the record, my sister's name is actually Morwen.)

Current Location: The front lines!
Current Mood: infuriated
Current Music: Timorian National Anthem

I found out how to make your own country out of your house... so naturally, I'm giving it a shot. We currently have almost all the things we need to be recognized as a state:

Fully working government (We're a absolute monarchy)
A national anthem, Flag, and motto,
Some land (3 tomato plants and a box of cress)
A main export (Tomatoes)
An army (Mitchel. Mitchel told me he only ever ran from one person. And that was me :) )
And that's about it... all we really lack is some actual land that isn't in a pot.

Current Location: Timoria
Current Music: The Timorian National anthem

I had an optition appointment yesterday. I don't need glasses like all my teachers thought, I just need to sleep more (or just sleep in general). I'm sort of disappointed because I like how I look with glasses on. And, as in the title, I don't need an eyepatch, which is a shame because I always wanted to wear an eyepatch for a reason that wasn't just style masquerading as medical reasons.

My friends also think I have the mind of a sadistic murderer. Which, while great, is rather stupid. How many murderers have one of their favourite exclamations as 'Awesome'. (Although my other favourites are 'Treachery', 'Avast!' and 'A pox on thee'! (And I say 'Incidentally' before every other sentence.))

Incidentally, me and Mum made some gingerbran cruch today. For 'twil be delicious.

Current Mood: weird
Current Music: The night Santa went Crazy - Weird Al

I finally planted a venus fly trap I was given at christmas. I'm calling it Audrey. I haven't had a lot of time on my hands recently, what with stuff. So this is a short post today. I'm supposed to be working.

So... My first post in a while. I was going to post something a few weeks ago, but It didn;t work for some reason. Me, Reece, Ryan, Tom, Jamie, Adam, Jake and Me have decided we're going to create our own TV show. Featuring us! And so forth.

I drew a picture, for Miss youknowwhoyouare.

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i264/manbehindthehedges/scan.jpg

Out scanner always messes things up like that.

So I kinda wrote this song. it's the most intereting thing that ever happens latly. Other going to A GIANT AWARDS CEREMONY AND WINNING AN OSCAR! Actully it's not an oscar but hey. Anyway that was rather boring actually. Anyway (boy I'm saying that a lot) my little soong, the product of being trapped in a room with only myself to talk to. AHH!

There she was, sitting in her snow...
whistling a tune, that i didnt know...
was she feeling normal? It's hard to tell...
when she sits in the confines of her padded cell...

how could you bring my whole world down?
how could you twist it, right the way round?
How could you take a girl so wonderful, and lie her in my arms and say she's not... perfect?

And with a smile, she beckons me there...
she says dont cry, dont shed one tear...
while im gone, dont shout and dont scream...
I'm pumpkin enough for a dream...

Pumpkin enough for a dream

Ok, depression over! I went on a small weekend holiday to the loverly country of Wales, and met my youngest sister there! Woo! And i have The End (13th ASOUE book for anyone out there who doesn't know (what's wrong with you?)) The corner is a bit ripped but it's overwize fine! Woo!

Current Mood: cheerful

I feel so bad today. I don't know why. I'm getting two days off school then we're going on holiday, and when we get back I'm getting some new shoes and The End.

But I'm really depressed. And having Stephin Merritt telling me I'm a freakshow isn't helping.

Current Location: Kippax, hopefully...
Current Mood: Grr.
Current Music: Gothic Archies. Shuffled.

My first post in a LiveJournal! And today was the most boring day ever. It was my birthday two days ago. This is sort of a birthday present. Woo! And I'm saying Woo! to Phoebonica, dead_triplet, and to a lesser extent, Aluminiumdonut, who I've never met but Phoebonica has and tells me she's cool.